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zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

(via diet-tampon)

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timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

(via thefuuuucomics)

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mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

(via thatfineline)

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  • Question: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies??? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    joleebindo:

    the-kellin-under-the-vic:

    This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

    it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

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brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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funnyordie:

24 Highly Sophisticated GIFs of Dudes Getting Hit Square in the Nuts
It would certainly take balls to try to reproduce any of these at home.
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cautioncat:

spartan309:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

LoL, infinity energy

Someone finally made a video of this.

cautioncat:

spartan309:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

LoL, infinity energy

Someone finally made a video of this.

(via orgasmic-humor)

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i-killed-your-senpai:

lady-nosebleed:

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

NEED TO THINK ABOUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT BEING DISTURBED? SHOWER.

NEED TO MASTURBATE AND NOT BE SUSPICIOUS? SHOWER

(via howdidigetsofunny)

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